youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

johnpooping:

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ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｄｉｄ　ｈｅ　ｇｏ

ｗｈｅｒｅ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｆｒｏｍ

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jacksgap:

This is by far my favouritist birthday present.

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:

same

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

frickyeah1990s:

Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor - ARRRRUUUUUUUUGHH!!!

this might be the most important video you ever watch in your life. I suggest you press play.

laugh-addict:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline